christmas around this joint . . .

herb and i made a gingerbread house
a few days before christmas.
isn't it cute?

well, kind of . . .

why don't you take a closer look:


exhibit A:
please note the gingertree on the left.
i decorated this tree with tasteful red gel frosting dots.
festive yet understated.
now, please note the tree on the right.
that would be herb's tree.
it is decorated with dots in various shades of peach.
it is a boob tree.
it is totally a tree made of boobs!
herb says it is "retro-mod".
me?
i say:
boob.tree.

but do not worry, that is the least of it.


exhibit B:
there is a ginger-sniper on our roof.
herb carefully crafted that snow man a sniper rifle.
herb says he is a protector of all things festive and christmas-like.
me?
i say candy-coated-killer!