I Was Trying to Pay Bills Online, and Oopsy-Daisy, I am Blogging Instead!
Apparently it is all the rage to google: "(your name) needs".
When I googled "Cara Needs", this is what I discovered!
1. CARA NEEDS YOUR HELP!
(if you would like to help, you could choose from many exciting opportunities such as cleaning my bathroom, making dinner, and figuring out how to get that janky smell out of my kitchen garbage can! after that, i have some client notes and filing to catch up on. then there is the . . . )
2. CARA NEEDS THESE PANTIES.
(well, i have always heard that you should wear clean underwear just in case you got into an accident and the paramedics have to cut you out of your clothes. the reality is, that ACTUALLY happened to herb a few years ago and i bet that since he knows how it feels to be stretched out, mostly-naked on university blvd., he would agree that i do indeed need these panties.)
3. FOR SERIOUS, CARA NEEDS SOME OF THAT PAPER YOU ARE HOLDING DOWN.
(well, if it is scrapbooking paper, sure - give it to me!)
4. CARA NEEDS CARERS (care-givers?) THAT CAN UNDERSTAND HER DIFFICULTIES AND PAST LOSSES.
(no, i am not quite to the stage of needing caregivers . . . and while i have difficulty focusing on paying bills instead of blogging, i don't think there is that much to be concerned about!)
5. CARA NEEDS VOLUNTEERS.
(see number 1)
When I googled "Cara Needs", this is what I discovered!
1. CARA NEEDS YOUR HELP!
(if you would like to help, you could choose from many exciting opportunities such as cleaning my bathroom, making dinner, and figuring out how to get that janky smell out of my kitchen garbage can! after that, i have some client notes and filing to catch up on. then there is the . . . )
2. CARA NEEDS THESE PANTIES.
(well, i have always heard that you should wear clean underwear just in case you got into an accident and the paramedics have to cut you out of your clothes. the reality is, that ACTUALLY happened to herb a few years ago and i bet that since he knows how it feels to be stretched out, mostly-naked on university blvd., he would agree that i do indeed need these panties.)
3. FOR SERIOUS, CARA NEEDS SOME OF THAT PAPER YOU ARE HOLDING DOWN.
(well, if it is scrapbooking paper, sure - give it to me!)
4. CARA NEEDS CARERS (care-givers?) THAT CAN UNDERSTAND HER DIFFICULTIES AND PAST LOSSES.
(no, i am not quite to the stage of needing caregivers . . . and while i have difficulty focusing on paying bills instead of blogging, i don't think there is that much to be concerned about!)
5. CARA NEEDS VOLUNTEERS.
(see number 1)
Labels: curiosity, things that are delightfully silly and absurd
posted by cara harjes at
4/12/2007 01:33:00 PM
2 Comments:
Too funny! I like this little game.
This is what kelli needs...
1. Folks to get together and volunteer a little time
2. A family that is patient
3. Prayers and support
4. and my personal favorite...
a little nookie
yeah, that sounds about right.
i say, start with number 4 and work your way up! :)
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